You are one curious fella, arent you?

Well, as long as you're here I feel somewhat obligated to write some stuff. Welcome and get out. ​There's nothing to find on this website, you won't get anything useful, it's just a waste of time for you to be here and read these words.

​Whatever, dude, knock yourself out.​

​​If you feel like it, drop me some lines to engage in coversation, I guess it's not that hard to figure out how to do that.

​​So, still there, huh?

​​A sausage walks into a bar. Barmen says, "We won't serve you any drinks, because you are a food". ​

​​Not funny? Well, first time I heard this joke, it almost torn me apart, I was laughing hysterically for 10 minutes.

​​Let's wrap this up, shall we? Hugs and kisses for ya if you made it this far, whoever you are.


​PS: If you're hot redhead girl with some freckles, contact me ASAP, I have some things we should discuss.